A Force To Be Reckoned With...
Barefoot Abby and I confronted King Toad today. We regarded the low, pathetically vile creature together with our quiet hatred. He shouted at us and mocked us in his bitter contempt. He tried to spit at Barefoot Abby's nude body. Next, he attempted once more to try to free himself from the Prison Tree I have him trapped within. Then he shouted for his wretched Bayou Boys to come out and kill us. Cowards and fools that Nerk and Sissy Bob are--they wouldn't come out of hiding. King Toad expressed his outrage at this intrusion of his solitude with a scream. His minions awoke within the tree, and they all screamed too, fearing my judgment was at hand. No, not yet. Certainly not now. We turned away, leaving the foolish creature to his fate.
The Barefoot Black Orchid: Possessed By The Demon Nebiros!