Heroes, Villains, And The Call To Action!
Heroics, Villainy, And Events.
Everything I Need To Catch Up On From The Past Week.
It seems I have missed out on a lot this past week.
Fortunately, I have Tefé to fill me in on what I've been missing:
re: Tefé Holland wrote:
"Dad. I had a great time visiting you yesterday. Mom looks great. What an awesome tan she has. You've done her some real favors now! Not only are you the best Dad in the world, Mom's putting you in for best husband too. Out of sight! You guys rock."
"Anyway, here's the lowdown on what you've missed. Black Adam tried pulling one of his superhero airspace restrictions [strong-arming] fiascos again, this time on a couple of Green Lanterns who were after some loser called Evil Star who was hiding out in China. Adam had just signed some papers to get China's Great Ten superheroes under his wing. He chased the GLs to Russia, where the Rocket Reds pushed Adam to back off. And if that's not enough news for you,
then there's my favorite media idiot, Booster Gold, and what happened with him earlier tonight."
"DAILY PLANET HEADLINER: BOOSTER GOLD IS A FRAUD!"
"Booster Gold was nailed to the wall tonight by no less than that insane massive asshole "friend" of his-- Ralph Dibny-- who called Booster out on the carpet for his paying phony villains to chase down. Cassie's stunt on that sleazy jerkwad Dibny finally gave him back his balls. I sure would hate to be Booster Gold right now. What a stupid joke Goldenboy turned out to be. Makes me glad to be a lesbian..."
"And I also got some e-mails from Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn:"
"They are such show-offs. Ivy's still clueless, and Harley's still a loony-toon. Nothing out of the ordinary here [at least for them]. They were surprised to have their latest gang bought out from under them by Harvey Dent in this huge police/crook payoff scam. You see, Dent isn't Two-Face anymore, and he's got to be running the show in Gotham now that Batman and most of his Bat-Brigade followers have gone off to nowhere to get lives or something. Anyway, Ivy's glad it happened. With Harley run off to find the Joker to "get even" with Dent, Ivy says she's going to concentrate on the really important stuff. No idea what you've started here, Dad. But we'll all find out soon, won't we? Anyway, that's everything for last week while you were away on the island. Hope you enjoyed it. Love, Tefé."
Now that I am caught up on current events, I'm feeling prepared to
embark on tomorrow's mission. Yesterday, I took part in preparing a
Strike Force with the timely assistance of Oracle. Abby is proud of
me, saying that I am going on a real super-hero mission. I will save
the Martian Manhunter from his enemies. Tomorrow should prove to
be an exciting but dangerous time. Compared to confrontations with
my own enemies, this should be a walk in the park...
Next:
Strike Force: The Battle With Magneto.
http://swampthingblog.blogspot.com/2006/06/strike-force-battle-with-magneto.html
Everything I Need To Catch Up On From The Past Week.
It seems I have missed out on a lot this past week.
Fortunately, I have Tefé to fill me in on what I've been missing:
re: Tefé Holland wrote:
"Dad. I had a great time visiting you yesterday. Mom looks great. What an awesome tan she has. You've done her some real favors now! Not only are you the best Dad in the world, Mom's putting you in for best husband too. Out of sight! You guys rock."
"Anyway, here's the lowdown on what you've missed. Black Adam tried pulling one of his superhero airspace restrictions [strong-arming] fiascos again, this time on a couple of Green Lanterns who were after some loser called Evil Star who was hiding out in China. Adam had just signed some papers to get China's Great Ten superheroes under his wing. He chased the GLs to Russia, where the Rocket Reds pushed Adam to back off. And if that's not enough news for you,
then there's my favorite media idiot, Booster Gold, and what happened with him earlier tonight."
"DAILY PLANET HEADLINER: BOOSTER GOLD IS A FRAUD!"
"Booster Gold was nailed to the wall tonight by no less than that insane massive asshole "friend" of his-- Ralph Dibny-- who called Booster out on the carpet for his paying phony villains to chase down. Cassie's stunt on that sleazy jerkwad Dibny finally gave him back his balls. I sure would hate to be Booster Gold right now. What a stupid joke Goldenboy turned out to be. Makes me glad to be a lesbian..."
"And I also got some e-mails from Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn:"
"They are such show-offs. Ivy's still clueless, and Harley's still a loony-toon. Nothing out of the ordinary here [at least for them]. They were surprised to have their latest gang bought out from under them by Harvey Dent in this huge police/crook payoff scam. You see, Dent isn't Two-Face anymore, and he's got to be running the show in Gotham now that Batman and most of his Bat-Brigade followers have gone off to nowhere to get lives or something. Anyway, Ivy's glad it happened. With Harley run off to find the Joker to "get even" with Dent, Ivy says she's going to concentrate on the really important stuff. No idea what you've started here, Dad. But we'll all find out soon, won't we? Anyway, that's everything for last week while you were away on the island. Hope you enjoyed it. Love, Tefé."
Now that I am caught up on current events, I'm feeling prepared to
embark on tomorrow's mission. Yesterday, I took part in preparing a
Strike Force with the timely assistance of Oracle. Abby is proud of
me, saying that I am going on a real super-hero mission. I will save
the Martian Manhunter from his enemies. Tomorrow should prove to
be an exciting but dangerous time. Compared to confrontations with
my own enemies, this should be a walk in the park...
Next:
Strike Force: The Battle With Magneto.
http://swampthingblog.blogspot.com/2006/06/strike-force-battle-with-magneto.html
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